11-09-2015, 05:21 PM
Khanh,
You know what sucks? Having to read through a bag of letters from not just ma and pa, but from everyone in the family sans grandma. You know what sucks more? You. What the fuck, man? I told you not to tell them. What happened to sibling solidarity? I said I was fine, and now I’m more of a black sheep than ever? You know how many iterations of “are you insane” I’ve read so far? I could write songs. You’re literally worse than Tuan. Ok, fine, I take that back, but I’m still pissed. I know you’ve jumped onto the “I’m too grown up for that nonsense” wagon over the past few years, but you shouldn’t have listened to your wife. I mean, you shouldn’t listen to Mai ever, she’s a buzzkill, but YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE LISTENED TO HER HERE ESPECIALLY. Fuck. You shouldn’t have told her.
But thanks for not telling grandma, at least. I couldn’t stop wondering how many letters I’d have to read before I found out she disowned me and swallowed her own tongue or something. Also, congratulations on the pregnancy, by the way. I mean Mai’s of course. More importantly, there’s proof that you got some! Ok, ok. I’ll stop. Just let me know when I should send a gift to my little nibling. I need to start working on being the best auntie right away, you know?
Anyway, as I said before to everyone, I am fine and I still haven’t been hurt by anyone, let alone Xitians. I think I’m good to trust them, since the other Mesalians here (and remember, there ARE still other Mesalians here, beautifully unenslaved) trust them just fine. You know me, I go with the flow. And the flow is telling me I’m fine.
Ok, so I let a couple of days pass and in case I wasn’t actually that pissed, but no, I am still pissed. I can take care of myself, dammit. I did it all the time when I used to sneak out, and I’m doing it just fine now. Seriously, a while ago… I elbowed this guy in the crotch. It’s a really complicated story, and I don’t know. I don’t know if I should trust you with it, Khanh. The important thing is that I’m safe and happy and yes, the part with the giant badger licking my face was real. I don’t care if you don’t believe me, but it was.
Love,
Supreme Fiend to your Ratting-Lien-Out Regime
P.S.: No longer need the paint for reasons, but ask pa about lute repairs. I may have broken some of my tuning pegs. Don’t wonder how.
You know what sucks? Having to read through a bag of letters from not just ma and pa, but from everyone in the family sans grandma. You know what sucks more? You. What the fuck, man? I told you not to tell them. What happened to sibling solidarity? I said I was fine, and now I’m more of a black sheep than ever? You know how many iterations of “are you insane” I’ve read so far? I could write songs. You’re literally worse than Tuan. Ok, fine, I take that back, but I’m still pissed. I know you’ve jumped onto the “I’m too grown up for that nonsense” wagon over the past few years, but you shouldn’t have listened to your wife. I mean, you shouldn’t listen to Mai ever, she’s a buzzkill, but YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE LISTENED TO HER HERE ESPECIALLY. Fuck. You shouldn’t have told her.
But thanks for not telling grandma, at least. I couldn’t stop wondering how many letters I’d have to read before I found out she disowned me and swallowed her own tongue or something. Also, congratulations on the pregnancy, by the way. I mean Mai’s of course. More importantly, there’s proof that you got some! Ok, ok. I’ll stop. Just let me know when I should send a gift to my little nibling. I need to start working on being the best auntie right away, you know?
Anyway, as I said before to everyone, I am fine and I still haven’t been hurt by anyone, let alone Xitians. I think I’m good to trust them, since the other Mesalians here (and remember, there ARE still other Mesalians here, beautifully unenslaved) trust them just fine. You know me, I go with the flow. And the flow is telling me I’m fine.
Ok, so I let a couple of days pass and in case I wasn’t actually that pissed, but no, I am still pissed. I can take care of myself, dammit. I did it all the time when I used to sneak out, and I’m doing it just fine now. Seriously, a while ago… I elbowed this guy in the crotch. It’s a really complicated story, and I don’t know. I don’t know if I should trust you with it, Khanh. The important thing is that I’m safe and happy and yes, the part with the giant badger licking my face was real. I don’t care if you don’t believe me, but it was.
Love,
Supreme Fiend to your Ratting-Lien-Out Regime
P.S.: No longer need the paint for reasons, but ask pa about lute repairs. I may have broken some of my tuning pegs. Don’t wonder how.