Do I dare? I guess I do, sigh.
Demo, the "needless" difficultly, as you put it really isn't. I get to go the library roughly four times a week for an hour at a time, and I have time for my application. I think the process gets easier with time. The issue isn't difficulty. We cannot, excuse me for sounding horribly elitist and rude, let in just anyone.
I'm not saying you're just anyone. I'm not calling you special either. You're just another applicant/player making a submission.
Most role-players love the backstory. Or we pretend we do and grudgingly fill it out. Some characters go faster in terms of creation, depending on the amount of love we put into them as well. The process of creating applications is assisted by staff who lovingly take time out of their lives to assist you with said story.
A good backstory is like a foundation to a household. Without a good backstory, the foundation isn't set - causing our poor house to sink into the ground eventually or collapse. A good backstory should not be "too little," or "too much," it should be just right. Without a proper backstory, even a great character can fail once entered into the setting.
That is why the staff tirelessly work with you. Alongside you (the author,) they help guide your work into becoming an acceptable piece for our server.
As for the school thing. English language (and others as well, though we do not use them in our setting,) works better when you put the proper level of effort into it. While I do not think Zarkaylia nor her staff are asking for college level essays, I do think they expect a certain quality fit for the server.
Simply put, it isn't that rough. Everyone expects a lot because we wish for the applicants to take pride in their own work. I don't know about you but, when I make my application I do the following: (I've spoilered this part as not everyone wants to see it. Also, since it is my opinion and slightly off topic, I feel as if it does not deserve to be in the main body of this post.)
- I make sure to build the setting to an acceptable level. A good setting sets up the character's life. (Hurr, see what I did there?)
- I proofread, make sure the prose is at least acceptable and flows.
- Most importantly, I create an outline to funnel my thoughts. I break my application up into sections and I tackle the back-story last. I use the other elements to sorta give myself concepts for the back-story and then I take it from there. I make sure the skills are balanced, the personality is realistic for our slightly morbid setting, and I triple check the characters build. When in doubt, I leave it out.
- The back-story is a work in progress, always. It can always be improved before submission. That is why I do not bother staff AT ALL until it is done. Or if I must, I simply wait until they have free time and ask questions in private. Am I telling you to bother staff over the time in which your app is processed? Hell no.
- Then I, being the little peasant I am, knock on the staff's castle door and beg for someone to whitelist it, in my own thread. (Just kidding.)
I address these few last as they really don't apply too well to your argument.
We are PG-13 in terms of content. It's not about average age accepted. It's about what is expected in our server. Fae pretty much covered it.
As for the writing part, I sorta covered a portion of this but, it's mainly this: If you can't write, you can't RP in our
text based setting.
The hyper realism is not only good for a server that fills a niche spot like ours but, it brings most enjoyment. Most servers don't provide hyper realism. Hm, I should rephrase. Yes, we're a "server." But, not really. Imagine a pen and paper DnD game. (Time to fetch your d20 dice,) Anyways, the pen and paper is the setting. You use it, and your mind to illustrate whatever fantasy world you are currently in.
We're not playing Minecraft. I mean, we are technically since we boot the game up. But, not really. Mesalia isn't Minecraft. We use the pixely-block world of Minecraft to illustrate our text based Rp better. It illustrates the world that our little Lucins, Xitians, and Mesalians run around in. If that makes sense?
Fae covered the skills/building time bit.
As for your applications taking forever compared to other users? I've made an entirely new application. Not a character sheet. And I'm a prior member. Anyways, as I said above - I take my time with the backstory and app, making sure it is ready. Knocking small chunks out each week. That being said, the staff works with you on the entire process. While your application/character sheet is entirely yours to work on, and the character is yours - know this: The staff will always know what can and cannot exist in Mesalia's fantasy setting.
When something doesn't fit, mesh, or work with the established lore, that is when the staff send you (the author,) back to the drawing board to work on your application.
I've read and seen where you argued with staff on prior applications and honestly went against the grain. That is the main reason as to why your applications take forever.
I guess what I'm trying to say pretty politely is that the staff have busy lives and the entire server has certain standards and expectations to live up to. Everyone is helpful but, advice has to be listened to in order for it to work. I know I just wasted thirty minutes of precious time to reply to you. I don't mean that harshly. I only have an hour a day to work on my application but, I hope you understand I took it out for you instead of myself.
TL;DR?
Just listen to what the staff say. They work hard to get players such as yourself into the server. I hate saying this but, most the harsh words in the thread here are kind and caring.