[Hutchy]

Because it's compulsory and we didn't have one already.

We start of... with the dreaded vagabond of the high-seas, One Eyed Willy!

[SentaiPink]

We're getting hungry
[5:25:17 PM] Fae: OH! i think we marinated him for too long. what do we do now?
[5:25:44 PM] Stephen: D-does that mean... I'm not going to be eaten?
[5:26:44 PM] Michelle: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH MARINATION.
[5:27:08 PM] Rachel: Michelle is right
[5:27:16 PM] Rachel: I say we put him on the grill
[5:27:25 PM] Stephen: *FLAIL, FLEEEEEEEE!~*
[5:27:40 PM] Rachel: Why didn't we tie him up...?
[5:28:00 PM] Fae: dammit, i thought YOU tied him up!
[5:28:03 PM] Stephen: x3
[5:28:12 PM] Rachel: I thought it was his mentors job.
[5:28:19 PM] Rachel: <<
[5:28:25 PM] Michelle: I like to hunt them.
[5:28:30 PM] Stephen: Oh god.
[5:28:31 PM] Fae: MUAHAHAHAH
[5:28:33 PM] Michelle: Let them run away.
[5:28:36 PM] Fae: THE HUNTER IS NOW THE HUNTED!
[5:28:39 PM] Fae: RUN 3LL RUN
[5:28:42 PM] Michelle: And think they're safe.

[5:30:32 PM] Stephen: yummy. Eating a salad fresh from our garden x3
[5:32:02 PM] Zarkaylia: Good. Feed up a bit.

[Hutchy]

Pun-Battle of the century. Death V Darkus V River V Cerb.

Cerb: Anyway, no more taking the piss out of Con.
He needs to get to a Pokemon Centre to heal up his burn.
Death: We have a berry for that.
Cerb: Berry good idea
Death: Orange you glad I was here to suggest it?
River: NO
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): I'm melon this letter to my friend.
Death: Seems we've gotten ourselves into quite a pickel.
Cerb: What a Kumquat
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): We better squash what we are doing.
Death: Oh, but Mikael, I relish the opportunity to pun.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): Will they lettuce do more puns, Death?
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): I always cream of doing puns like these.
Death: Pardon me a moment, Mikael. I need to take a leek.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): Eww. Let's not taco 'bout that.
Death: THis conversation is getting a bit bare... allow me to put some cloves on it.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): Really? I found it very a peeling.
Death: This sort of witty banter is normally reserved for macadamia, you know.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): I'm sure they won't carrot all.
Death: Well that is an interesting turnip events.
Death: Lemon say to you in a civil manner, Mikael; I appleaud your efforts.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): This is only a peach of what I got, sir.
Death: Is that just your oponion?
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): It's about as factual as my a salt rifle I have.
Death: Not chipin' away at you, am I?
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): No, but the point is, that a salt rifle is non eggs instant.
Death: I'm sorry to say, but they will be chicken you into hospital soon.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): It's okay, I'm sure I'll sauerkraut of the place.
Death: Apearantly you forgot something. I have a pack of puns in this coconut of mine and I will find great pleasure in beeting you.
Death: I will artichoke you until you turn blueberry.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): Lettuce go before this gets too beeted in here.
Death: First let me cashew a question. Do you feel lucky?
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): Can yew eggsplain to me what you mean?
River: This is sounding kind of spammy..
River: SHIT I MADE A VEGETABLE YOKE!
Death: I lactose the patience to continue. It's amusing you faced me without noticing the vast margerine of error...
And River just hammed it up.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): That was very eggselent.
Death: I have to ask. May we churn the tables? Do you yield? Cos I am really frikken' tired.
Mikael Duffman (Darkus): Lettuce rest a bit.
Death: Yes. Apparently I crumbled.
Death: I'm just plum, tired.
Death: I suppose my condition is parsley to blame. I should have seen this cumin.
Death: Thank whatever cosmic power is out there it's grain over.


In the end, we just ran out of thyme.

[Zarkaylia]

[15:54:47] Zarkaylia: Yeah I cringed back when someone suggested Mesalia-Xmas.
[15:55:24] Michelle Nguyen: Yeah... I can imagine a celebration for Rhise's Birthday, but... Umbriae's Birthday's the same day.
[15:56:22] Zarkaylia: Did you just compare Rhise with Jesus?
[15:56:36] cody.descalzo: PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE THE LORDY
[15:56:43] cody.descalzo: RHISE WILL CLEANSE YOUR SOULS
[15:56:50] Michelle Nguyen: Uh
[15:56:52] cody.descalzo: *cough* sorry
[15:56:56] Michelle Nguyen: I'm sorry
[15:57:06] Zarkaylia: XD
[15:57:08] Michelle Nguyen: IS JESUS THE ONLY GUY WHO GETS A CELEBRATION
[15:57:13] Michelle Nguyen: ON HIS BIRTHDAY?
[15:57:20] cody.descalzo: wait
[15:57:31] Michelle Nguyen: 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE MY MOTHER DOES BUDDHA'S BIRTHDAY
[15:57:32] Zarkaylia: I MENTIONED XMAS
[15:57:48] Michelle Nguyen: YES BUT I EXPANDED IT TO BE GENERAL
[15:57:52] Zarkaylia: SO YOU MEAN RHISEMAS?
[15:57:54] cody.descalzo: lol
[15:57:57] Michelle Nguyen: NO
[15:57:57] Zarkaylia: HAHAHA
[15:58:01] cody.descalzo: I can't...see that
[15:58:07] cody.descalzo: Lol, "MERRY RHISEMAS"
[15:58:08] cody.descalzo: Fuck you
[15:58:09] Michelle Nguyen: IT JUST SEEMED LIKE A NORMAL RELIGION THING
[15:58:23] Michelle Nguyen: I'm sorry, I'm not very informed.
[15:58:37] cody.descalzo: Lucins now support Rhismas
[15:58:45] cody.descalzo: Tis now cannon
[15:59:04] Zarkaylia: You guys are killing me while bus-ppl watch
[15:59:23] cody.descalzo: Oh I hate that
[15:59:34] cody.descalzo: when your read or think of something funny
[15:59:39] cody.descalzo: And you're cracking up
[15:59:40] Michelle Nguyen: What, killing people while bus people watch?
[15:59:48] Michelle Nguyen: 'Cause yeah, I hate that too.
[15:59:52] cody.descalzo: then everyone looks at you like: "The fuck is that guys problem"
[15:59:55] Michelle Nguyen: So many witnesses, y-
[15:59:55] Michelle Nguyen: Oh.
[16:00:02] Michelle Nguyen: YEAH
[16:00:09] Michelle Nguyen: I TOTALLY GET THAT.
[16:00:30] Zarkaylia: We need a Salazar bunny. He hides Crystals in the garden.
[16:00:56] Michelle Nguyen: Oh my god, Zark.
[16:01:18] Michelle Nguyen: It was not a strictly Christian reference! Other religions do the birthday thing!

[Dark]

[2:28:48 PM] Frenchy: gggguuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeessssssss what I found whilst mowing my lawn
[2:29:08 PM] Fae: a bird
[2:29:12 PM] Frenchy: nope
[2:29:13 PM] Fae: a snail?
[2:29:17 PM] Fae: porno magazine?
[2:29:18 PM] Frenchy: nope
[2:29:21 PM] Frenchy: Ye-nope
[2:29:22 PM] Frenchy: xD
[2:29:29 PM] Frenchy: Babeh
[2:29:32 PM] Frenchy: Rabbits